Up the Chastity Belt (1972)

Up the Chastity Belt (1972)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 1972-01-14 United Kingdom 94 Min. PG-13
4 21 votes
Comedy

Overview

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Cast

Frankie Howerd is Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham Crowden is Sir Coward de Custard
Sir Coward de Custard
Bill Fraser is Sir Braggart de Bombast
Sir Braggart de Bombast
Roy Hudd is Nick the Pick
Nick the Pick
Hugh Paddick is Robin Hood
Robin Hood
Anna Quayle is Lady Ashfodel
Lady Ashfodel
Fred Emney is Mortimer
Mortimer
Dave King is Landlord of The Blue Boar
Landlord of The Blue Boar
Lance Percival is Our Man in the Holy Land
Our Man in the Holy Land
Nora Swinburne is Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Mistress of the Bed Chamber
Godfrey Winn is The Archbishop Of All England
The Archbishop Of All England
Eartha Kitt is Scheherazade
Scheherazade
Royce Mills is Knotweed
Knotweed
Frank Thornton is Master of Ceremonies
Master of Ceremonies
Iain Cuthbertson is Teutonic Knight
Teutonic Knight
Billy Walker is Chopper
Chopper
Derek Griffiths is Saladin
Saladin
Rita Webb is Maid Marian
Maid Marian
Judy Huxtable is Gretel
Gretel
Aubrey Woods is Vegetable Stall Holder
Vegetable Stall Holder
Anne Aston is Lobelia
Lobelia
Long John Baldry is Little John
Little John
John Gorman is 1st Man-at-Arms
1st Man-at-Arms
John Barrett is 1st Peasant
1st Peasant
Barrie Gosney is Meat Stall Holder
Meat Stall Holder
Norman Beaton is Blacksmith
Blacksmith
Don Hawkins is 2nd Man-at-Arms
2nd Man-at-Arms
Nicholas Bennett is 2nd Peasant
2nd Peasant
Sam Kydd is 1st Locksmith
1st Locksmith
Jonathan Elsom is 1st Horseman
1st Horseman
Mischa De La Motte is Major Domo
Major Domo
Toby Lenon is Squill
Squill
Bernard Sharpe is Will Scarlett
Will Scarlett
Alec Pleon is Man in Stocks
Man in Stocks
David Prowse is Sir Grumbel
Sir Grumbel
Alan Rebbeck is Friar Tuck
Friar Tuck
Ian Trigger is Lucky Charm Seller
Lucky Charm Seller
Johnny Vyvyan is Chestnut Man
Chestnut Man
Ian White is Lieutenant
Lieutenant
Ken Wynne is First Man
First Man
David Kernan is Troubadour
Troubadour
Lally Bowers is The Voice (voice)
The Voice (voice)
Jimmy Gardner is Little Man
Little Man
Parnell McGarry is Battleaxe Wife
Battleaxe Wife
Nora Wipp is Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Nino Laski is Belly Dancer
Belly Dancer
Sammie Winmill is Waitress
Waitress
Seretta Wilson is Serving Wench
Serving Wench
Robert Tayman is 2nd Horseman
2nd Horseman
Bill Burns is Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Man-at-Arms (uncredited)
Ernest Fennemore is Friar (uncredited)
Friar (uncredited)
Chick Fowles is Lord (uncredited)
Lord (uncredited)
Sue Gentle is Serving Wench (uncredited)
Serving Wench (uncredited)
Tom Georgeson is Merry Man (uncredited)
Merry Man (uncredited)
Anthony Lang is Servant (uncredited)
Servant (uncredited)
Drina Pavlovic is Slave Girl (uncredited)
Slave Girl (uncredited)
Fred Wood is Peasant (uncredited)
Peasant (uncredited)